[USML Announce] Red Hots Rearrange Deck Chairs, But Can Angries Afford to Putz Around?

[Richard Robbins]

Look more carefully my friends. 

The last shot has not been fired. 
-----Original Message-----
From: "Brad Jansen" <bljansen at gmail.com>
Date: Tue, 25 Apr 2006 14:01:47 
To:"USML Announcements" <announce at usml.net>
Subject: [USML Announce] Red Hots Rearrange Deck Chairs,
	But Can Angries Afford to Putz Around?

The Red Hots' latest chess move --an effort to insure against the lost services of Huston We Have?A Problem Street by procuring Justin Duscherererer-- does not impress fantasy impresario Jeff Winick.? "Street's true back up is Kiko Calero," he fumed.? "And this deal may be too little, too late.? Small moves don't make a Big Picture.? And I'm a Big Picture? guy, as any other Brandon Wood fan knows..." 
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The Question now becomes: will the Red Hots' chief duellists, the Hostile Boys, make a counter-move to insure against the slumping closer Every day Eddie Guardardon't?? "I don't know what I can do at this point," mused Douglas Shabelman.? "I need both R. Soriano and J.J. Putz, but they're both on the Riptorns and I have nothing left to trade.? Why oh why didn't I make a better push for Foulke...heck, I'd even take Craig?Hansen at this point..." 
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"Doug's problem is emblematic of youthful indiscretion," opined Winick.? "I tell these young roto lads, don't fire all your bullets in April.? Time is a healer, yes, but as any Chrissie Hynde fan can tell you. Time's also the great Avenger...as I'm sure the Klein Nine soon shall discover.? That is all.? Time to go look for those blasted Maury Povich sex tapes.? I could have told Connie Chung he was a loose cannon...."? _______________________________________________
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