[USML Announce] Winick Seeks to Ease Price of Prospects

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Mark 
 
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From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
Sent: Wed, 26 Apr 2006 13:11:27 -0500
Subject: [USML Announce] Winick Seeks to Ease Price of Prospects


His popularity at all time low, Jeff Win, Lose or Draw Winick has decided to suspend trades for keepers and/or prospects until the Cartel of Dumpers can convene on May Day.
 
"I'm inviting teams like the Riptorns, Bombers, Repubs and Klein 9 to meet at one of my law firm's conference rooms to stanch the oppressive flow of our quality players for the likes of low level minor leaguers and middle relievers.  Trading A-Rod for Brandon Wood?  Enough already! I'm drawing a line in the sand and I challenge the Red Hots and AYM and Great Lake Calcimines to start offering better deals--or else: I'm perfectly prepared to sit with Reggie Sanders and Nick Punto all season if I have to.  But I will not allow my fellow dumpers to be badgered and  ridiculed into making stupid deals, Craig Hansen excepted." 
 
In other news, longtime Berliners critic Brad Jansen has been appointed Winick's press secretary.  "It beats being Jeff's circus boy," explained Jansen.  "Plus I now have yet another platform to trumpet the likes of stud hitting catcher Ben Molina ($5/year 1).  I've never had a catcher who actually played before....Ooops, sorry, Jeff--didn't mean to do any marketing on your dime..."   
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