[USML Announce] As Trade Deadline Nears, Red Hots and Klein Nine Ponder Moves

[Brad Jansen]

DUMP chairman and spokesmodel Jeff Winick, in a brief respite watching the
trade rumor wire, had a pithy prediction concerning the possibility that
either the Red Hots or DeKlein Nine will make a dramatic trade before the
Deadline.

"If there are any deals they will be dump deals to the LMC and F-Brats,"
spoke Winick.  "Sources close to these teams GMs tell me they have given up
on this season and are sellers not buyers. So, if anything dramatic occurs
it will involve those teams packing up their superstars and sending them
packing.  Klein intends to build next years's squad around Craig Hansen and
with respect to Robbins, he is as inscrutable as always..."
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