[USML Announce] **NOTICE OF HOT WAX SEAL**

[JHWinick at aol.com]

In a message dated 7/25/2006 11:41:52 A.M. Central Daylight Time,  
anrklein at yahoo.com writes:

On  the upside, with Kendry Morales becoming C.O.P.S. fodder, Casey is the  
odds on favorite to start at 1B for the Angels next year.  And, if not  him, 
then Quinlan is next in line!
 
-Andy




I didn't realize that Morales is COPS fodder as well.  Glad to hear  that 
there are things that COPS and DUMP can agree upon.  
 
But I do have a question about the COPS methodology.  How,  exactly, did COPS 
come to the conclusion that Casey Kotchman, a guy who remains  sufficiently 
ill with symptoms of mononucleosis (i.e. dizziness) that he is  likely to be 
out for the rest of the season, is the "favorite to start at 1B for  the Angels 
next year"?  
 
We at DUMP have scoured the wires, spoken to our inside sources and closely  
examined the Angels system and came to quite a different conclusion.  In  
fact, we've heard word that the health issues have led some in the  Angels front 
office to concede that there is an outside possibility that his  baseball 
career may be done, as in, forever.  
 
Is it possible that one of the terms of this most recent deal is that you  
agreed to be a shill for Brad Lee in his ongoing efforts to improve his roster  
by trading off the worthless pieces?
 
Inquiring minds want to know?
 
Jeffrey Winick
DUMP
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