[USML Announce] **NOTICE OF HOT WAX SEAL**

[Brad Jansen]

Sheesh, Jeffrey, Andy was just engaged in some friendly banter, trying to
boost my spirits in a season sprinkled with bum trades (Cabrera, Kotchman,
Soriano, Morales, Choo, trading you Adam Jones, etc.).  Why do you insist on
tearing me down by attacking my players?  Are you so afraid that I'm about
to deal Kotchman for a player that you covet? Fight fair if you must fight.
But please I can't take such hostility from you...
Brad


On 7/25/06, JHWinick at aol.com <JHWinick at aol.com> wrote:
>
>   In a message dated 7/25/2006 11:41:52 A.M. Central Daylight Time,
> anrklein at yahoo.com writes:
>
> On the upside, with Kendry Morales becoming C.O.P.S. fodder, Casey is the
> odds on favorite to start at 1B for the Angels next year.  And, if not him,
> then Quinlan is next in line!
>
> -Andy
>
>
>  I didn't realize that Morales is COPS fodder as well.  Glad to hear that
> there are things that COPS and DUMP can agree upon.
>
> But I do have a question about the COPS methodology.  How, exactly, did
> COPS come to the conclusion that Casey Kotchman, a guy who remains
> sufficiently ill with symptoms of mononucleosis (i.e. dizziness) that he
> is likely to be out for the rest of the season, is the "favorite to start at
> 1B for the Angels next year"?
>
> We at DUMP have scoured the wires, spoken to our inside sources and
> closely examined the Angels system and came to quite a different
> conclusion.  In fact, we've heard word that the health issues have led some
> in the Angels front office to concede that there is an outside possibility
> that his baseball career may be done, as in, forever.
>
> Is it possible that one of the terms of this most recent deal is that you
> agreed to be a shill for Brad Lee in his ongoing efforts to improve his
> roster by trading off the worthless pieces?
>
> Inquiring minds want to know?
>
> Jeffrey Winick
> DUMP
>
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