[USML Announce] Shin Soo "Choos" Up King Felix Crows Brad Lee
JHWinick at aol.com
JHWinick at aol.com
Fri Jul 28 21:09:22 EDT 2006
Brad Lee Jansen was hunting down one last Billy Goat's double cheeseburger
when he caught a glimpse of the Mariners/Indians game above the bar. "My
gosh" Brad Lee exclaimed in his Chicago drawl, "that's my boy Shin Soo Choo up at
bat against the King himself." When Shin Soo deposited the next pitch into
the stands, Brad Lee, after adjusting himself in a vain attempt to hide the
new stain on his trousers, proudly screamed to all who could hear: "Did you
see that? Did you see how hard he hit that ball? Did you notice that it was
a changeup? This guy is unbelievable. He could be the second coming of Ken
Griffey Junior or Willie Mays or Mickey Mantle. Really - he's that good.
Hey, would you like a bite of my burger?"
Shortly thereafter, Brad was quietly escorted home by a few friendly
officers. As he entered the squad car, he was heard muttering: "Seriously.....did
you see that guy? He's awesome, he's tremendous, he's "Soo" good I can't
stand it." And with that the car disappeared into the distance. No charges
were filed and he's now resting comfortably at home.
-------------- next part --------------
An HTML attachment was scrubbed...
URL: http://lyra.siteprotect.com/pipermail/announce/attachments/20060728/604529dd/attachment.htm
More information about the Announce
mailing list