[USML Announce] Sizemore Is Everything: Injury Rips Buns Off RedHots

[springkerb at aol.com]

Rich:

Remember when I said it was time to sell high on Tyler Walker, but you waited too long?  Well, you may have done it again.  However, I'm still willing to take Sizemore off your hands, obliques or no.  Why?  Because I'm that kind of guy and I'm here for you.  Try not to get all choked up when you reply.
 
However, while we're at it, what's with baseball players generally in recent years?  These guys can't even play with a freakin' hangnail.  Whatever it is, tape it up and get your ass out on the field.  I'm sorry, but these guys are whimps.
 
Mark 
 
-----Original Message-----
From: Richard Robbins <RERobbins at iTinker.net>
To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
Sent: Thu, 15 Jun 2006 18:08:50 +0000 GMT
Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Sizemore Is Everything: Injury Rips Buns Off RedHots


What are you talking about?
-----Original Message-----
From: "Brad Jansen" <bljansen at gmail.com>
Date: Thu, 15 Jun 2006 11:06:22 
To:"USML Announcements" <announce at usml.net>
Subject: [USML Announce] Sizemore Is Everything: Injury Rips Buns Off Red
    Hots

This is a story of a man named Grady, a disabled man, a man with a strained 
oblique and you jocks in the group (and I don't include golfers, please) know 
how devastating this can be. 
  
Jeff Winick has just weighed in on this latebreaking news: "The Hots could 
handle life without Tyler Walker, but losing Grady Sizemore until July '07 kills 
them this year as well as next. It appears that the Hots now will vigorously 
pursue Jim Thome, unless theythink Sheffield and Matsui can help them come 
September--but that will be too little, too late.  This is potentially 
earthshaking and I recommend selling shares of Moringstar before word gets out 
about Rich's well-being. Details will follow...."  _______________________________________________
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