[USML Announce] Oh,

[JOHN FRUIT, FAF ADVISORS]

He's no Elmer Fudd for that matter.....
----- Original Message -----
From: Doug Shabelman  <announce at usml.net>
At:  6/27 12:51:28

I will say this, Todd Jones is definitely no Elmer Dessens......

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From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On
Behalf Of springkerb at aol.com
Sent: Tuesday, June 27, 2006 12:43 PM
To: announce at usml.net
Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Oh, For Todd's Sake: Angries' Roster Move
AngersLeague's Expert


I just thought maybe Shabes had gone off his meds--or decided not to
continue risking his ERA and WHIP with the always-combustible Mr. Jones.

Mark

-----Original Message-----
From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
Sent: Tue, 27 Jun 2006 11:34:15 -0500
Subject: [USML Announce] Oh, For Todd's Sake: Angries' Roster Move
Angers League's Expert


"The act of reserving a team's top closer in the heat of battle mocks
the spirit if not the letter of our competitive spirit," spoke the ever
articulate and evangelical Jeffrey Winick.  "It utterly shocks my
conscience.  Shabes and his 'medical' cohort are taunting other teasm by
playing around with the ever-important saves point.  Shabes claims he
sat Todd Jones because he expects the Tigers to pummel the NL teams they
face this week and there will be no save opps.  Nonsense, I say and
would shout from the mountaintops if I only could still fit into this
pair of lederhosen my bride bought me for our honeymoon in the Swiss
Alps. This is a ridiculous move, a taunt like that AJ slap to home plate
that so riled the slumbering Cubbies a few weeks back, and I demand an
investigation by the NY Times, since by now they must have run out of
things to research about Cheney and that guy that works w ith him...And
don't suggest for a New york second that there was no other 'talent' on
the Angries' roster that could not be reserved for the always-impressive
Bartolo Colon.  I hate to see good men like Kerbs, Klein and Mister
Morningstar be mocked and ridiculed in this fashion.  Whew. I am so up
for a good yodel."
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