[USML Announce] Oh,

Tue Jun 27 13:16:20 EDT 2006

And, good sir, let me also say that Elmer Dessens is definitely no Ambriox
Burgos...

On 6/27/06, JOHN FRUIT, FAF ADVISORS <jfruit1 at bloomberg.net> wrote:
>
> He's no Elmer Fudd for that matter.....
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Doug Shabelman  <announce at usml.net>
> At:  6/27 12:51:28
>
> I will say this, Todd Jones is definitely no Elmer Dessens......
>
> ________________________________
>
> From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On
> Behalf Of springkerb at aol.com
> Sent: Tuesday, June 27, 2006 12:43 PM
> To: announce at usml.net
> Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Oh, For Todd's Sake: Angries' Roster Move
> AngersLeague's Expert
>
>
> I just thought maybe Shabes had gone off his meds--or decided not to
> continue risking his ERA and WHIP with the always-combustible Mr. Jones.
>
> Mark
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
> Sent: Tue, 27 Jun 2006 11:34:15 -0500
> Subject: [USML Announce] Oh, For Todd's Sake: Angries' Roster Move
> Angers League's Expert
>
>
> "The act of reserving a team's top closer in the heat of battle mocks
> the spirit if not the letter of our competitive spirit," spoke the ever
> articulate and evangelical Jeffrey Winick.  "It utterly shocks my
> conscience.  Shabes and his 'medical' cohort are taunting other teasm by
> playing around with the ever-important saves point.  Shabes claims he
> sat Todd Jones because he expects the Tigers to pummel the NL teams they
> face this week and there will be no save opps.  Nonsense, I say and
> would shout from the mountaintops if I only could still fit into this
> pair of lederhosen my bride bought me for our honeymoon in the Swiss
> Alps. This is a ridiculous move, a taunt like that AJ slap to home plate
> that so riled the slumbering Cubbies a few weeks back, and I demand an
> investigation by the NY Times, since by now they must have run out of
> things to research about Cheney and that guy that works w ith him...And
> don't suggest for a New york second that there was no other 'talent' on
> the Angries' roster that could not be reserved for the always-impressive
> Bartolo Colon.  I hate to see good men like Kerbs, Klein and Mister
> Morningstar be mocked and ridiculed in this fashion.  Whew. I am so up
> for a good yodel."
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>  I will say this, Todd Jones is definitely no Elmer Dessens......
>
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> *From:* announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] *On
> Behalf Of *springkerb at aol.com
> *Sent:* Tuesday, June 27, 2006 12:43 PM
> *To:* announce at usml.net
> *Subject:* Re: [USML Announce] Oh, For Todd's Sake: Angries' Roster Move
> AngersLeague's Expert
>
>
>   I just thought maybe Shabes had gone off his meds--or decided not to
> continue risking his ERA and WHIP with the always-combustible Mr. Jones.
>
> Mark
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
> Sent: Tue, 27 Jun 2006 11:34:15 -0500
> Subject: [USML Announce] Oh, For Todd's Sake: Angries' Roster Move Angers
> League's Expert
>
> "The act of reserving a team's top closer in the heat of battle mocks the
> spirit if not the letter of our competitive spirit," spoke the ever
> articulate and evangelical Jeffrey Winick.  "It utterly shocks my
> conscience.  Shabes and his 'medical' cohort are taunting other teasm by
> playing around with the ever-important saves point.  Shabes claims he sat
> Todd Jones because he expects the Tigers to pummel the NL teams they face
> this week and there will be no save opps.  Nonsense, I say and would shout
> from the mountaintops if I only could still fit into this pair of lederhosen
> my bride bought me for our honeymoon in the Swiss Alps. This is a ridiculous
> move, a taunt like that AJ slap to home plate that so riled the slumbering
> Cubbies a few weeks back, and I demand an investigation by the NY Times,
> since by now they must have run out of things to research about Cheney and
> that guy that works w ith him...And don't suggest for a New york second that
> there was no other 'talent' on the Angries' roster that could not be
> reserved for the always-impressive Bartolo Colon.  I hate to see good men
> like Kerbs, Klein and Mister Morningstar be mocked and ridiculed in this
> fashion.  Whew. I am so up for a good yodel."
>
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