[USML Announce] Wily, Mo Or Less .:.

Blocker, Mark B. mblocker at Sidley.com
Fri May 5 13:51:49 EDT 2006


Feasting.....
 
2005 Batting Avg. .254
 
2004 Batting Avg. .259
 
2003 Batting Avg. .218
 
2006 No. of ABs:  59
 
 
Really cutting down on the K's....
 
2005:  1K per 3 ABs
 
2004:  1K per 3 ABs
 
2003:  1K per 3 ABs
 
2006:  19Ks in 59 ABs = 1K per 3 ABs.
 
Brad, please add the following to the end of all of these commercials:  "I'm Brad Jansen and I approved this message."


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	From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On Behalf Of Brad Jansen
	Sent: Friday, May 05, 2006 12:07 PM
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	Subject: [USML Announce] Wily, Mo Or Less .:.
	
	
	"I'm surprised I have not heard more trade proposals involving the Rips' young slugger Wily Mo Pena," mused Jeff Winick as he prepared to mark Cinco de Mayo Day with his good pal Buddha.  "Here's a 24 year old kid who already has begun feasting on the hair pie of American League pitching.  He's hitting .322, with 3 taters and, most importantly, is really cutting down on the Ks.  With Trot Nixon likely to leave Beantown as a free agent this off-season, Pena's slot will be secure.  At $12, this potential power source of 30+ dingers will clearly be the main brick in the foundation of the Riptorns' Temple of Hope....a Temple that I hope to someday worship in, as I am a spiritual man..."      


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