[USML Announce] Wily, Mo Or Less .:.

[Brad Jansen]

Gee, Mark.  I never said I was a numbers guy...

I'm Brad Jansen and Jeff Winick approved this message.



On 5/5/06, Blocker, Mark B. <mblocker at sidley.com> wrote:
>
>  Feasting.....
>
> 2005 Batting Avg. .254
>
> 2004 Batting Avg. .259
>
> 2003 Batting Avg. .218
>
> 2006 No. of ABs:  59
>
>
> Really cutting down on the K's....
>
> 2005:  1K per 3 ABs
>
> 2004:  1K per 3 ABs
>
> 2003:  1K per 3 ABs
>
> 2006:  19Ks in 59 ABs = 1K per 3 ABs.
>
> Brad, please add the following to the end of all of these commercials:
> "I'm Brad Jansen and I approved this message."
>
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> *From:* announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] *On
> Behalf Of *Brad Jansen
> *Sent:* Friday, May 05, 2006 12:07 PM
> *To:* USML Announcements
> *Subject:* [USML Announce] Wily, Mo Or Less .:.
>
>
> "I'm surprised I have not heard more trade proposals involving the Rips'
> young slugger Wily Mo Pena," mused Jeff Winick as he prepared to mark Cinco
> de Mayo Day with his good pal Buddha.  "Here's a 24 year old kid who already
> has begun feasting on the hair pie of American League pitching.  He's
> hitting .322, with 3 taters and, most importantly, is really cutting down on
> the Ks.  With Trot Nixon likely to leave Beantown as a free agent this
> off-season, Pena's slot will be secure.  At $12, this potential power source
> of 30+ dingers will clearly be the main brick in the foundation of the
> Riptorns' Temple of Hope....a Temple that I hope to someday worship in, as I
> am a spiritual man..."
>
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