[USML Announce] A Look Back at Yesterday's Headlines: Sheffield Injury Blocks Bombers' Blockbusters

[Brad Jansen]

As usual, Jeffrey was right on the money, even as far back as May 10...seems
like so long ago...

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From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
Date: May 10, 2006 4:46 PM
Subject: Sheffield Injury Blocks Bombers' Blockbusters
To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>

 Each day USML wags discuss the latest trade rumors.  And stories continue
to swirl around enigmatic Bomber Mark Blocker.

"There is little if any doubt in my mind that deals are imminent," opined
Jeffery Winick, owner of the last place and woeful Berliners.  "I think
Sheffield's injury may delay the inevitable, but look: he's still got
Teixeira, Ichiro and Mike Maroth.  Can he land someone as undervalued as
Craig "Moratorium My Ass" Hansen? I don't know, and neither does Mark.  The
best keepers already were acquired by me, so I am not terribly concerned
about anything Mark does, or anything he says about me for that matter.  He
still owes me for that fantasy magazine that he thought I "gave" him and I'm
still ticked off.  Anyway, expect the Scarlet Wieners and Kleiners to fight
it out for the Bombers' prize players.  Don't discount the Angries, either,
as they have a freindly, long-term trade pact with the Bombers.  The Nukes
have no cheap keepers to trade and don't need any deals anyway. My
projections have them winning this League by a margin of 5-6 points.  The
Nukes will do anything in their power to avoid relinquishing the Damon,
which I believe either was sold at a garage sale or burned as some part of a
weird ritual."
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