[USML Announce] Another Look at Yesterday's Headlines: Winick Putz Money Where Mouth Is

Brad Jansen bljansen at gmail.com
Tue May 30 17:01:17 EDT 2006


Look at the genius of Jeff Winick, dating back to 4/26, when most League
owners thought "Putz" merely referred to Andy Klein!

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From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
Date: Apr 26, 2006 11:18 PM
Subject: Winick Putz Money Where Mouth Is
To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>

"I have just seen the most dominant pitcher in Organized Baseball," cried
Berliner Jeffery Winick.  "His name is Putz, J.J. Putz.  These numbers
shout for  themselves:  19  punch-outs  in  11 2/3  IP,  3.18   ERA  and
1.15  whip, god knows how many saves when Guardardo shuts down his
shoulder.  I'm so convinced that Jansen retains him next year that I will
pay his dollar salary right now to ensure that will happen.  I am waving a
dollar bill in front of the screen as I type this.  I would use quarters
instead but I'm sitting in my boxers right now and I can't find my change
purse."
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