[USML Announce] Another Look at Yesterday's Headlines: Winick PutzMoney Where Mouth Is

[Doug Shabelman]

WHO OWNS THIS GUY? PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE DOES!!
 
SHEFFIELD VILLAGE, Ohio (AP) -- Cleveland Indians
<http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/baseball/mlb/teams/indians>  pitcher
Scott Sauerbeck
<http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/baseball/mlb/players/6189>  was
arrested early Tuesday after he and a woman fled from his vehicle and
were found hiding behind bushes, police said.

Sauerbeck, 34, of nearby Avon, was the passenger in his car, which a
patrolman saw weaving. The vehicle pulled into a driveway and the
driver, Lily Miller, and Sauerbeck got out, walked into the backyard and
jumped a fence, according to a police report.

The owner of the house reported hearing voices outside and police found
Sauerbeck and Miller hiding between the home and some bushes.

Sauerbeck was charged with obstructing official business and permitting
someone intoxicated to drive his vehicle.

"He was somewhat remorseful and indicated what he did was stupid,"
Police Chief Michael Gurich said. "I guess they were frightened because
they both had been drinking."

Miller faces DUI and obstructing official business charges. Her
blood-alcohol content was 0.253, more than three times the legal limit.

Sauerbeck and Miller were released on a bond of $120 each and will be
arraigned on June 1 in Avon Lake Municipal Court.

If convicted, the maximum penalty for the misdemeanor offenses is six
months in jail and a $1,000 fine.

Indians spokesman Bart Swain declined comment on the arrest.

Sauerbeck is 0-1 with a 4.22 ERA in his second season in Cleveland.


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From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On
Behalf Of Brad Jansen
Sent: Tuesday, May 30, 2006 5:01 PM
To: USML Announcements
Subject: [USML Announce] Another Look at Yesterday's Headlines: Winick
PutzMoney Where Mouth Is


Look at the genius of Jeff Winick, dating back to 4/26, when most League
owners thought "Putz" merely referred to Andy Klein! 

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
Date: Apr 26, 2006 11:18 PM
Subject: Winick Putz Money Where Mouth Is
To: USML Announcements < announce at usml.net <mailto:announce at usml.net> >


"I have just seen the most dominant pitcher in Organized Baseball,"
cried Berliner Jeffery Winick.  "His name is Putz, J.J. Putz.  These
numbers  shout for  themselves:  19  punch-outs  in  11 2/3  IP,  3.18
ERA  and 1.15  whip, god knows how many saves when Guardardo shuts down
his shoulder.  I'm so convinced that Jansen retains him next year that I
will pay his dollar salary right now to ensure that will happen.  I am
waving a dollar bill in front of the screen as I type this.  I would use
quarters instead but I'm sitting in my boxers right now and I can't find
my change purse."     
 
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