[USML Announce] Today's Questions: Klein Nine

[JHWinick at aol.com]

In a message dated 4/18/2007 5:09:37 P.M. Central Daylight Time,  
bljansen at gmail.com writes:

1.  Will B.J. Upton rack up as many SBs as errors this season?
 
2.  Will K-9 ace Erik Bedard lower his ERA below 5.00?
 
3.  Will Garko light a sparko in the K-9's anemic offense?
 
4.  Will Corey Patterson earn his $15 salary as a pinchrunner?  

5.  Will Andy have the guts to pull off that rumored Lubanski-Nathan  deal?  



1.    Its 16-1 as of today.  I say no.
2.    That's a lock - Bedard will finish the year with an  ERA less than 3.50.
3.    He may very well be their top bat, but that won't lift  the Klein Nine 
to more than 2-3 points per offensive category.
4.    No, and he's not likely to do it as a  starting center fielder either. 
5.    Pigs will fly and Blocker will draft college players  before Andrew 
Klein does a minor league dump trade.  WAIT, Blocker drafted  college players?  
Seriously?  In the $10 round?  Guess you never  can tell.....Don't mind me, I'm 
just looking out my window to check for  levitating swine.
 
That is all.
 
Jeff Winick



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