[USML Announce] Today's Questions: Klein Nine

[Andrew R. Klein]

I'm glad that Brad is keeping a close eye on the Nine, though I don't 
think it's nice to pick on Corey while he's on bereavement leave. 

In consideration of Rich, I will refrain from jovial banter until we 
have further word on King Felix's elbow.

That is all.

-Andy

JHWinick at aol.com wrote:
> In a message dated 4/18/2007 5:09:37 P.M. Central Daylight Time, 
> bljansen at gmail.com writes:
>
>     1.  Will B.J. Upton rack up as many SBs as errors this season?
>      
>     2.  Will K-9 ace Erik Bedard lower his ERA below 5.00?
>      
>     3.  Will Garko light a sparko in the K-9's anemic offense?
>      
>     4.  Will Corey Patterson earn his $15 salary as a pinchrunner?
>      
>     5.  Will Andy have the guts to pull off that rumored
>     Lubanski-Nathan deal?  
>
> 1.    Its 16-1 as of today.  I say no.
> 2.    That's a lock - Bedard will finish the year with an ERA less 
> than 3.50.
> 3.    He may very well be their top bat, but that won't lift the Klein 
> Nine to more than 2-3 points per offensive category.
> 4.    No, and he's not likely to do it as a starting center 
> fielder either. 
> 5.    Pigs will fly and Blocker will draft college players before 
> Andrew Klein does a minor league dump trade.  WAIT, Blocker drafted 
> college players?  Seriously?  In the $10 round?  Guess you never can 
> tell.....Don't mind me, I'm just looking out my window to check for 
> levitating swine.
>  
> That is all.
>  
> Jeff Winick
>
>
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