[USML Announce] "Klein".... with apologies to the Five Man Electrical Band

[Andrew R. Klein]

I am deeply honored to have been the subject of a Jansen Song.  Rich ... 
please post it to usml.net immediately!

-Andy

Brad Jansen wrote:
> To the tune of "Signs"
>
> And the Klein said minor leaguer tradin' people need not apply
> So I put a brown cover on my prospect book and went in to ask him why
> He said you look like a fine non-trading man, you know I think you'll do
> So I took out my Wood I said  imagine that, huh, me not tradin' with you
>
> Chorus:
>
> Klein Klein everywhere a Klein
> Blocking out my trades and breaking my mind
> Do this, don't trade that, can't you heed the Klein
>
> And the Klein said anybody  trading  prospects would be shot on sight
> So I drove down to Indy and yelled at his house, Hey! what gives you 
> the right
> To enact some dumb rule to freak me out and just so you could win
> If Jeffrey was here, he'd tell you to your face, man you're some kind 
> of spinner
>
> Repeat chorus
>
> Bridge:
>
> Now, hey you Riptorn! can't you read, you got to have major leaguers 
> to get a seat
> You can't even watch, no you can't draft, you ain't supposed to be here
> Klein said you got to have major leaguers just to get inside--Uh!
>
> And the Klein said everybody welcome, come in kneel down and pray
> But when they collected for the stat service at the end of it all
> He didn't have a penny to pay, so I got me my Wood and my Gordon and I 
> made up my own liitle sign
> I said Praise Be to Jeffrey, my beans are alive and doin' fine!
>
> Repeat Chorus
> Repeat Chorus
>      
>
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