[USML Announce] Hansen

Andrew R. Klein anrklein at yahoo.com
Sun Mar 9 07:27:54 EDT 2008


I think I'm leaving this one alone ...

-Andy

Richard E. Robbins wrote:
> So if either Craig or Andy haven't had sex (with each other?) for six 
> months then Craig can be rostered by Andy as a rookie?
>
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> *From:* announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] 
> *On Behalf Of *springkerb at aol.com
> *Sent:* Saturday, March 08, 2008 8:01 PM
> *To:* announce at usml.net
> *Subject:* Re: [USML Announce] Hansen
>
> I think it only works with virginity.  However, if Bull Durham is to 
> be believed, sex and baseball are essentially parallel universes.
>
> Mark
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Richard E. Robbins <RERobbins at iTinker.net>
> To: 'USML Announcements' <announce at usml.net>
> Sent: Sat, 8 Mar 2008 7:51 pm
> Subject: RE: [USML Announce] Hansen
>
> Does that mean that since Craig has probably gone six months of major 
> league time without pitching in a major league game he has regained 
> rookie status?  I thought you said that couldn't happen?
>
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> *From:* announce-bounces at usml.net <mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net> 
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> *On Behalf Of *springkerb at aol.com <mailto:springkerb at aol.com>
> *Sent:* Saturday, March 08, 2008 7:42 PM
> *To:* announce at usml.net <mailto:announce at usml.net>
> *Subject:* Re: [USML Announce] Hansen
>
> Roster space is now available for Josh Hamilton!!!!
>
> By the way, you actually can get your virginity back if you go six 
> months without getting any.  (They send you a certificate in the 
> mail.)  However, it happens very seldom, and no one wants to talk 
> about it, so it's not widely known.
>
> Mark
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Richard Robbins <RERobbins at iTinker.net 
> <mailto:RERobbins at iTinker.net>>
> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net <mailto:announce at usml.net>>
> Sent: Sat, 8 Mar 2008 6:08 pm
> Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Hansen
>
> You cut The Man?  I assumed you'd cut someone else to make room for him 
> (snicker).
> -----Original Message-----
> From: "Andrew R. Klein" <anrklein at yahoo.com <mailto:anrklein at yahoo.com>>
>
> Date: Sat, 08 Mar 2008 17:36:54 
> To:USML Announcements <announce at usml.net <mailto:announce at usml.net>>
> Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Hansen
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>
> OK, OK!  I hereby drop Hansen.  Clearly an outcome-determinative move that takes 
> my team out of clear front-runner status ...
>  
>  -Andy
>  
>  Richard E. Robbins wrote: 
> I believe that there are surgeons in Hollywood that can restore virginity -- but 
> probably not for the male portion of the population. 
>  
>  
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> [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net <mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net?> <mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net <mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net?>> ] On Behalf 
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>  Sent: Saturday, March 08, 2008 2:13 PM
>  To: announce at usml.net <mailto:announce at usml.net> <mailto:announce at usml.net <mailto:announce at usml.net?>> 
>  Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Hansen
>  
>  
> My information came from our old All Star Stats website, not some fancy pay 
> service.  I went back and checked, and the info came from 2006.  Silly me, I 
> forgot that former prospect (and former rookie) Hansen spent all of 2007 in the 
> minors learning to pitch.  That said, I have no reason to think the transaction 
> history from 2006 is wrong, especially since he pitched 38 innings out of the 
> bullpen that year, which equates to about half a season of work for most 
> relievers.  If I understand correctly, rookie status, like virginity, cannot be 
> regained once lost. 
>   
> Mark
>  
>  
>  -----Original Message-----
>  From: Andrew R. Klein <anrklein at yahoo.com <mailto:anrklein at yahoo.com>> <mailto:anrklein at yahoo.com <mailto:anrklein at yahoo.com?>> 
>  To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net <mailto:announce at usml.net>> <mailto:announce at usml.net <mailto:announce at usml.net?>> 
>  Sent: Sat, 8 Mar 2008 8:58 am
>  Subject: [USML Announce] Hansen
>  
>  
> Craig Hansen is The Man.  And don't you forget it.
>  
>  Anyway, I don't have the fancy pay services that gives group discounts to 
> DUMP.  But Rotoworld shows that Hansen was optioned to Pawtucket on March 27 and 
> never indicates that he was recalled.  Rotoworld does note that Hansen pitched 
> two scoreless innings for Pawtucket on July 27, which would be hard for him to 
> have done if Kerber's information was accurate.
>  
>  -Andy
>  
>  springkerb at aol.com <mailto:springkerb at aol.com> <mailto:springkerb at aol.com <mailto:springkerb at aol.com?>> wrote: By the way, I took a look 
> at former prospect Craig Hansen's transaction history.  He was called up last 
> year on 6/20 and sent back down on 8/21--so that's more than sixty days of 
> service time right there.   So, even if he were a prospect, which he's not, he 
> wouldn't be rookie-eligible. 
>
>  
>  -----Original Message-----
>  From: Richard E. Robbins <RERobbins at iTinker.net <mailto:RERobbins at iTinker.net>> <mailto:RERobbins at iTinker.net <mailto:RERobbins at iTinker.net?>> 
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>  Sent: Sat, 8 Mar 2008 7:50 am
>  Subject: RE: [USML Announce] Money Check
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>  
>  
> I'm not sure.  Have we set one yet? 
>  
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>  Sent: Saturday, March 08, 2008 7:46 AM
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>  Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Money Check
>  
>  When is the free drop deadline?
>  
>  
>  -----Original Message-----
>  From: Richard E. Robbins <RERobbins at iTinker.net <mailto:RERobbins at iTinker.net> <mailto:RERobbins at iTinker.net <mailto:RERobbins at iTinker.net?>> 
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>  Sent: Sat, 8 Mar 2008 7:40 am
>  Subject: RE: [USML Announce] Money Check
>  
>  
>  I come up with nearly the same numbers. I show the LMC needing 15 players with 
> $201 left and four no contract reserve roster players. Can you take another look 
> at your calculation and see if you still come up with 14/200? If Jeff eats the 
> Chris Ray contract, his money available will drop to $198. -- Rich -----Original 
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> Announcements Subject: [USML Announce] Money Check Greetings; A preliminary 
> (very preliminary) check of rosters reveals that every single team kept 9 
> players. Depending on slotting of fellows like Mark B's Joba, Brad's Luke H., 
> and Mark K's Clement this is what I came up with; AYM - 14/159 B Bombers - 
> 14/192 Brats - 14/189 K 9 - 14/174 Lake M. Squid - 14/200 GOP - 14/162 'Torns - 
> 14/187 R Hots - 14/192 Nukes - 14/217 Berliners (F*** Laffey!) - 14/208 H.D.s - 
> 14/177 See y'all next week, Rick _______________________________________________ 
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