[USML Announce] Hansen
Richard E. Robbins
RERobbins at iTinker.net
Sat Mar 8 20:08:44 EST 2008
So if either Craig or Andy haven't had sex (with each other?) for six months
then Craig can be rostered by Andy as a rookie?
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I think it only works with virginity. However, if Bull Durham is to be
believed, sex and baseball are essentially parallel universes.
Mark
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From: Richard E. Robbins <RERobbins at iTinker.net>
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Does that mean that since Craig has probably gone six months of major league
time without pitching in a major league game he has regained rookie status?
I thought you said that couldn't happen?
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Roster space is now available for Josh Hamilton!!!!
By the way, you actually can get your virginity back if you go six months
without getting any. (They send you a certificate in the mail.) However,
it happens very seldom, and no one wants to talk about it, so it's not
widely known.
Mark
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You cut The Man? I assumed you'd cut someone else to make room for him
(snicker).
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From: "Andrew R. Klein" <anrklein at yahoo.com>
Date: Sat, 08 Mar 2008 17:36:54
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OK, OK! I hereby drop Hansen. Clearly an outcome-determinative move that
takes
my team out of clear front-runner status ...
-Andy
Richard E. Robbins wrote:
I believe that there are surgeons in Hollywood that can restore virginity --
but
probably not for the male portion of the population.
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My information came from our old All Star Stats website, not some fancy pay
service. I went back and checked, and the info came from 2006. Silly me, I
forgot that former prospect (and former rookie) Hansen spent all of 2007 in
the
minors learning to pitch. That said, I have no reason to think the
transaction
history from 2006 is wrong, especially since he pitched 38 innings out of
the
bullpen that year, which equates to about half a season of work for most
relievers. If I understand correctly, rookie status, like virginity, cannot
be
regained once lost.
Mark
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Subject: [USML Announce] Hansen
Craig Hansen is The Man. And don't you forget it.
Anyway, I don't have the fancy pay services that gives group discounts to
DUMP. But Rotoworld shows that Hansen was optioned to Pawtucket on March 27
and
never indicates that he was recalled. Rotoworld does note that Hansen
pitched
two scoreless innings for Pawtucket on July 27, which would be hard for him
to
have done if Kerber's information was accurate.
-Andy
springkerb at aol.com <mailto:springkerb at aol.com <mailto:springkerb at aol.com?>
> wrote: By the way, I took a look
at former prospect Craig Hansen's transaction history. He was called up
last
year on 6/20 and sent back down on 8/21--so that's more than sixty days of
service time right there. So, even if he were a prospect, which he's not,
he
wouldn't be rookie-eligible.
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I'm not sure. Have we set one yet?
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When is the free drop deadline?
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I come up with nearly the same numbers. I show the LMC needing 15 players
with
$201 left and four no contract reserve roster players. Can you take another
look
at your calculation and see if you still come up with 14/200? If Jeff eats
the
Chris Ray contract, his money available will drop to $198. -- Rich
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March 07, 2008 11:07 PM To: USML
Announcements Subject: [USML Announce] Money Check Greetings; A preliminary
(very preliminary) check of rosters reveals that every single team kept 9
players. Depending on slotting of fellows like Mark B's Joba, Brad's Luke
H.,
and Mark K's Clement this is what I came up with; AYM - 14/159 B Bombers -
14/192 Brats - 14/189 K 9 - 14/174 Lake M. Squid - 14/200 GOP - 14/162
'Torns -
14/187 R Hots - 14/192 Nukes - 14/217 Berliners (F*** Laffey!) - 14/208
H.D.s -
14/177 See y'all next week, Rick
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