[USML Announce] USML - ROY--Let Us Prey

Wed Apr 1 16:33:30 EDT 2009

Mark:
  I don't think you need to remind league members not to pay me any
attention.

  But I don't know why you insist on remarking about my deep minors guys.
I am not peddling them, nor linking my emails to the numerous articles
touting the skill sets of Rick Porcello and Ryan Perry. Trust me (and I know
you do), a team's serious trade discussions with me will concern the likes
of Evan Longoria, Alexei Ramirez, Francisco Liriano, Adam Jones, King Carlos
Quentin, et cetera.  You may have seen them on the Big Stage, in
performances that ran somewhat longer than those of David Price and Matt
Wieters.

  You don't need to be a Republican to know this: when you bring your guns
to town, you better have some bullets.

Brad "Credit Swap" Jansen

On 4/1/09, Blocker, Mark B. <mblocker at sidley.com> wrote:
>
>  This is exactly the sort of comment we should expect from Brad, and to
> which league members should rightly pay no attention.   As pointed out in my
> prior e-mail, Price has already been "appraised" versus MLB, Big Stage
> hitters.  These two guys are MLB-ready, not some deep minors guy like the
> ones that brad used every rotation pick to acquire.
>
>  ------------------------------
> *From:* announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] *On
> Behalf Of *Brad Jansen
> *Sent:* Wednesday, April 01, 2009 4:04 PM
> *To:* USML Announcements
> *Subject:* [USML Announce] USML - ROY--Let Us Prey
>
>
>  Amen to Kerbs' comment. Before anyone makes an offer for one of the
> Bombers' high-risk, unappraised properties, please be sure you are
> pre-qualified and can afford them.  Do your due diligence, and that does not
> mean asking Andy Klein to summarize Winick's magazine for you.
>
> On 4/1/09, springkerb at aol.com <springkerb at aol.com> wrote:
>>
>> Of course, before bidding on the next Jeff Clement/Clay Buchholtz/Brandon
>> Wood/Delmon Young/Sid Finch, one might wish to contemplate the values of the
>> existing ones.
>>
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: Richard Robbins <RERobbins at iTinker.net>
>> To: 'USML Announcements' <announce at usml.net>
>> Sent: Wed, 1 Apr 2009 2:27 pm
>> Subject: RE: [USML Announce] USML - ROY
>>
>>   Yes Mark ? do tell.  We all want to help you, not just Brad.
>>
>>  ------------------------------
>>  *From:* announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net<announce-bounces at usml.net?>]
>> *On Behalf Of *Brad Jansen
>> *Sent:* Wednesday, April 01, 2009 2:01 PM
>> *To:* USML Announcements
>> *Subject:* Re: [USML Announce] USML - ROY
>>
>>  Mark:
>>    Understood.  Now please tell the USML exactly what 5x5 categories you
>> seek to improve on the Bombers by trading either or both of Price and
>> Wieters.  Thank you.
>>
>>  --Bail Out Brad
>>
>>
>>  On 4/1/09, *Blocker, Mark B.* <mblocker at sidley.com> wrote:
>>  Brad:
>>
>>   Since we all know that these two excellent players will lose rookie
>> status this year, they will be activated in connection with the trade, so
>> that, there contract will be running.  It not like I am attempting to trade
>> one of those deep minors guys that clutter your reserve roster.  You can
>> wait until June 1 to peddle them.
>>
>>   -- Mark B.
>>
>>
>>  ------------------------------
>>  *From:* announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] *On
>> Behalf Of *Brad Jansen
>> *Sent:* Wednesday, April 01, 2009 1:42 PM
>> *To:* USML Announcements
>> *Subject:* Re: [USML Announce] USML - ROY
>>
>>
>>  Mark:
>>    Demonstrate to us that your invitation for bids is made in good faith
>> and activate these fine players; otherwise they may not be traded until June
>> 1.  Thank you.
>>
>>  Brad Too Big To Fail Jansen
>>
>>
>>  On 4/1/09, *Blocker, Mark B.* <mblocker at sidley.com> wrote:
>>
>> http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/baseball/mlb/04/01/experts.picks.grid/index.html?bcnn=yes
>>
>> Attached is a link to an article in which a group of experts nearly
>> unanimously picks either Matt Wieters or David Price to be rookie of the
>> year.  Please begin submitting offers for both of these fine players as soon
>> as possible.  Do not waste time!
>>
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