[USML Announce] USML Forecast: Opening Day Edition

[Brad Jansen]

ARCTIC CONDITIONS
        Berliners, Red Hots: Keep frozen until 2010.

FRIGID
        Bombers: Anemic offense, more closers than starters.  Where's
Winick?

        Klein 9: Ichiro won't be the only guy reaching for Tums with this
pitching staff.  Is team as good as it Getz?

COLD

        Nukes: Few others share Kerbs' sunny optimism about Betemit, Chavez,
Redmond, Perkins, and Punto on active roster.

        GOP:   Can the league's Hottest Republican hold on without Ervin
Santana on staff?


WARMING TREND

        LMC:    Great pitching staff must carry the numbers without Mauer on
offense.

        Hoosier Dads:  Waiting for Chris Ray of Light to shine.

        Flaming Brats:  But Braden, Pavano and Purcey could be grilling
experience.

BALMY

         Riptorns: Offense healthy, Porcello and Perry on Big Stage while
Smoltz and Hill wait in wings.  Nice forecast.

ON FIRE

         Angry Young Men:  Contreras and Colon: Steals of the Draft?
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