[USML Announce] Blocked

[Blocker, Mark B.]

Brad:
 
  I do not believe for one minute that the Riptorns have given up on the 2009 campaign.  I will keep you on the Block's Bomber's mailing list so you get immediate word of any future trades.  But of course, if you are thinking about dropping out of the race, I still have many pieces yet to be dealt.  You know where to find me.
 
  -- Mark "Hoping That Objects Are Not Closer Than They Appear" Blocker


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	From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On Behalf Of Brad Jansen
	Sent: Friday, April 17, 2009 9:45 AM
	To: USML Announcements
	Subject: [USML Announce] Blocked
	
	
	Mark:
	  Rest assured, my only intent was to shed A-Gord's guaranteed contract, not to even think of keeping up with you. You deserve something better than a Johnny Damon action figure.  Does anyone know of any professional wrestler action figures that would be appropriate to award Mark Blocker for this, his championship season?
	 
	Brad "Who Wants Mariano?" Jansen
	 
	On 4/17/09, Blocker, Mark B. <mblocker at sidley.com> wrote: 

		
		Wow, I did not see that one coming after the Royals placed Alex Gordon on the DL.  Jeff, just be careful....it turns out AG is no Wieters.  Act accordingly.


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			From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On Behalf Of jhwinick at aol.com
			Sent: Thursday, April 16, 2009 11:13 PM
			To: announce at usml.net
			Subject: [USML Announce] Notice of Hot Wax Seal
			
			 
			
			There will be no 15 minute pre-announcement on this one.  Drum roll, please......
			
			The Berliners and the Riptorns are pleased to announce the following mutually beneficial transaction:
			
			Berliners trade Adrian Beltre to the Riptorns for Alex Gordon.
			
			For those who were paying attention, please disregard any prior commentary on my part regarding the folly of extending the contract of the imminent superstar Alex Gordon's contract.  What I meant to say was that Brad's decision to do so was sheer genius.
			
			That is all.
			
			TOeFuKi 

			
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