[USML Announce] In The Doug House

[Brad Jansen]

Doug:
  You're right. I apologize. I recognize your incumbency and honor your
position as 2008 USML Champion. And it's duly noted that the AYM return this
season with a solid roster quite capable of retaining The Damon--or at least
outlasting the notorious Nukes.  It's a shame that Kerbs always treats me
like Rodney King when he opines about my trades.  My low-keyed,
cool Norwegian temper finally melted down and for a moment I lost it.  But
I'm better now, thank you. My senses have returned and I can refocus my
loving and positive energy on convincing the Berliners to part with Brandon
Wood. Because he one day will hit 40 home runs, even if it takes three
seasons.  Jeffrey!  Are you out there? Surely I have somebody of interest
for your Wood.
With humility,
I remain,
Brad The Beneficent


On 2/23/09, Doug Shabelman <doug at burnsent.com> wrote:
>
>  Excuse me Brad/Kerbs and whoever else wants in on this crowning:
>
> While I have no intention of signing my emails "King" as some before me
> have (and rightfully so), the Damon starts and ends with The Angry Young
> Men. So if you want to puff out your chests with your various prospects,
> feel free, but when it comes to being the champ, I'm your guy.
>
> Doug
>
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> *From:* announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] *On
> Behalf Of *Brad Jansen
> *Sent:* Monday, February 23, 2009 11:53 AM
> *To:* USML Announcements
> *Subject:* Re: [USML Announce] Speed Kills
>
>
>  Kerbs, with the Rips' reserve roster of longoria, alexei ramirez, a.
> gordon, alexi casilla, brain roberts, king carlos quentin, adam jones, zak
> greinke and franky liriano (with Elvis Andrus waiting in the wings for
> post-auction activation), you're right, I can retire, go on autopilot and
> crash right into 1st place. The only way you'll touch the Damon this year is
> when you pass it over the table or over Shabes' convulsing torso.....
> Brad Crown Me Jansen
>
>
> On 2/23/09, springkerb at aol.com <springkerb at aol.com> wrote:
>>
>> You're right in your re line.  I was typing too fast.  Obviously, I meant
>> to say the 'Torns needed to retire the old guy at the helm.  Sorry for the
>> error.
>>
>> Mark
>>
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
>> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
>> Sent: Mon, 23 Feb 2009 9:41 am
>> Subject: [USML Announce] Speed Kills
>>
>>  Brother Mark:
>>   Elvis is King.
>> Regards,
>> Brother Brad
>>
>>
>> On 2/22/09, springkerb at aol.com <springkerb at aol.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> Makes it a lot easier when you get a big bump for 2009 in the bargain,
>>> huh?  (Lind at 4 versus Andrus at 10 would have been a lousy trade for Brad
>>> all by itself.)  Looks like the Berliners need to follow the Yankees and
>>> move everyday management to the next generation before senility makes itself
>>> even more obvious.  But that's OK with me.  I'll be first in line when Brad
>>> dumps in May.
>>>
>>> But, Jeff (or anyone else), while you're out shopping, you should be
>>> aware that Hosmer, Feliz, Bowden and Smoak are all quite available.
>>>
>>>
>>> Mark
>>>
>>>
>>> -----Original Message-----
>>> From: jhwinick at aol.com
>>> To: announce at usml.net
>>> Sent: Sun, 22 Feb 2009 3:56 pm
>>> Subject: [USML Announce] Let the Dumping Begin
>>>
>>> The Berliners are looking to 2010.  Everyone on the active roster is
>>> available.  Looking for prospects.  So, to all you COPS guys who don't think
>>> prospects have any value, here's your chance to get something for nothing.
>>> To my fellow DUMP members, the price should be right.
>>>
>>> Mathis (1), Suzuki (11), Lopez (18), Cabrera, Miguel (41), Lowrie (10),
>>> Griffey (5), Mora (15), Balfour (5), Cabrera, Melky (5), Harris (12),
>>> Riggins (2), Thomas (1) are readily available.
>>>
>>> Hamilton (29), Duscherer (12), Sonnanstine (5), Verlander (12), Sherrill
>>> (2) are also available, though the price will be a little higher since all
>>> are potential help in 2010.
>>> 0A
>>> TOeFuKi
>>> The Once and Future King
>>>
>>>
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