[USML Announce] Constitutional Crisis?

[Brad Jansen]

Hey, everybody.  In reviewing the USML's constitution to see if there is any
prohibition against me trading my entire team to the Berliners for Gordon
Beckham (that's right, Mark B, I am conceding, now that that tattooed,
steroid-inflated born-again piece of crap  Josh Hamilton-- who Kerbs traded
me for Evan Longoria, Baseball's Best Player Until Beckham-- is out
indefinitely with a "groin" problem, i.e. his 7th drug relapse), I saw that
Article XVIII provides for *two *league meetings, one of which is draft day
and the other  a  "Gala Postseason Banquet and Awards Ceremony."

Question: How come I'm never invited to the Awards Ceremony?  Does Winick
control the guest list or something? What gives?

Brad the Befuddled
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