[USML Announce] Constitutional Crisis?

[Blocker, Mark B.]

Brad:
 
  I agree that your team is now effectively out of the running for the title, and not just because of J. Hamilton.  Please give me a call here at work and we can work out a grand trade so you can compete next year.  I can also get you into the gala awards ceremony (although you may have to wear a disguise).
 
  -- Mark B.


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	From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On Behalf Of Brad Jansen
	Sent: Thursday, June 04, 2009 10:50 AM
	To: USML Announcements
	Subject: [USML Announce] Constitutional Crisis?
	
	
	Hey, everybody.  In reviewing the USML's constitution to see if there is any prohibition against me trading my entire team to the Berliners for Gordon Beckham (that's right, Mark B, I am conceding, now that that tattooed, steroid-inflated born-again piece of crap  Josh Hamilton-- who Kerbs traded me for Evan Longoria, Baseball's Best Player Until Beckham-- is out indefinitely with a "groin" problem, i.e. his 7th drug relapse), I saw that Article XVIII provides for two league meetings, one of which is draft day and the other  a  "Gala Postseason Banquet and Awards Ceremony."
	 
	Question: How come I'm never invited to the Awards Ceremony?  Does Winick control the guest list or something? What gives?
	 
	Brad the Befuddled
	 
	 


 
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