[USML Announce] Constitutional Crisis?

[Brad Jansen]

Mark:
   Sorry, but the Berliners have far better keepers.  And please, don't ruin
a beautiful afternoon for baseball at the Cell.  There's Gordon Beckham at
3B!
   Hey, how come Miller pulled those "protection" TV commercials that
offended Italian groups, but not the radio ads?  I don't get it.
Brad Lee Badfinger


On 6/4/09, Blocker, Mark B. <mblocker at sidley.com> wrote:
>
>  Brad:
>
>   I agree that your team is now effectively out of the running for the
> title, and not just because of J. Hamilton.  Please give me a call here at
> work and we can work out a grand trade so you can compete next year.  I can
> also get you into the gala awards ceremony (although you may have to wear a
> disguise).
>
>   -- Mark B.
>
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> *From:* announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] *On
> Behalf Of *Brad Jansen
> *Sent:* Thursday, June 04, 2009 10:50 AM
> *To:* USML Announcements
> *Subject:* [USML Announce] Constitutional Crisis?
>
>
>  Hey, everybody.  In reviewing the USML's constitution to see if there is
> any prohibition against me trading my entire team to the Berliners for
> Gordon Beckham (that's right, Mark B, I am conceding, now that that
> tattooed, steroid-inflated born-again piece of crap  Josh Hamilton-- who
> Kerbs traded me for Evan Longoria, Baseball's Best Player Until Beckham--
> is out indefinitely with a "groin" problem, i.e. his 7th drug relapse), I
> saw that Article XVIII provides for *two *league meetings, one of which is
> draft day and the other  a  "Gala Postseason Banquet and Awards Ceremony."
>
> Question: How come I'm never invited to the Awards Ceremony?  Does Winick
> control the guest list or something? What gives?
>
> Brad the Befuddled
>
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>
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