[USML Announce] Blockopussy

[Brad Jansen]

Brother Mark:
  I already have dis-assembled my team this year, albeit in a fruitless
quest to win this year, and not next. Unlike your trades of the high
risk-low reward David "Watch My WHIP" Price and Matt "Where's My Bat"
Wieters, the Rips have parted ways with actual, breathing talent such as
Evan Longoria, Rick Porcello, George Kottoras, et al., plus 5-star minor
leaguers like Lars Anderson, Tyler Flowers and Nick Weglarz.
  Now if *your *team had anything of *value* to trade, perhaps I
*would *consider a
dump deal to you, but what with your pending move of the over hyped Joba
Chamberlain to the K-9, there's really not much left, unless one
considers your oft-injured pitchers Francisco and/or Morrow. And to those I
say no thanks.
  But seriously, with a 15-point lead, you have no need to trade, and
nothing and no one to worry about, especially me. Quit hectoring the Rips
and enjoy your championship run.

--Brother Brad



On 6/17/09, Blocker, Mark B. <mblocker at sidley.com> wrote:
>
>  Brad:
>
>   Don't you have more pressing roto responsibilities, like starting to
> dis-assemble your team this year in an effort to concede (as you have said
> publicly you are) and make a concerted run for the 2010 USML title?  Please
> keep your eyes on the (next year) prize.
>
>   -- Concerned Citizen
>
>  ------------------------------
> *From:* announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] *On
> Behalf Of *Brad Jansen
> *Sent:* Wednesday, June 17, 2009 11:20 AM
> *To:* USML Announcements
> *Subject:* Re: [USML Announce] Jews On First
>
>
>  Jeff: Please don't discriminate against members outside your protected
> tribe.  Will you accommodate me with an article about Protestant
> Scandinavian second basemen?
> Brad
>
>
> On 6/17/09, jhwinick at aol.com <jhwinick at aol.com> wrote:
>>
>> I know that some of you will wonder what the heck this email is all about,
>> but since the vast majority of our league are members of the tribe, I
>> figured I had to share this.
>>
>> Check out this link:
>>
>> http://jewsonfirst.mlblogs.com/
>>
>> Its the first thing I read every morning now.
>>
>> Chai Five
>>
>> TOeFuJewKi
>> (The Once and Future Jewish King)
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