[USML Announce] Manny Being Barry

[Blocker, Mark B.]

Brad:
 
  You mean Johnny Damon's horse's head.  And why won't you call me back so that I can make you an offer you can't refuse, before the Riptorns end up sleeping with the fishes.  
 
  -- Mark B.
 
P.S. to Kerber:  Brad meant "women's rhythmic gymnastics," not just gymnastics.  Just in case that matters come trade time...


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	From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On Behalf Of Brad Jansen
	Sent: Thursday, May 07, 2009 1:52 PM
	To: USML Announcements
	Cc: Conor Jansen
	Subject: [USML Announce] Manny Being Barry
	
	
	Upon further reflection.....Was MLB dumb to enact its current drug policy?  Will it end up killing its own business by suspending high-profile guys like Ramirez (and praying that Pujols never gets caught)?  Would it have been better off with a touch of sanctimony and nothing more, and letting players take whatever they want as they did before?  And why is it that baseball as a sport gets singled out for steroid "abuse" and not football (or women's gymnastics for that matter)?  I don't get it.   But if Manny really took a sexual performance enhancer, wow, that was one expensive ride.   
	 
	And an aside to Mark Blocker: now you must resort to leaving mocking phone messages?  How much more must I concede to you?  What's next--a beheaded Johnny Damon action figure on my pillow?
	 
	--Brad The Befuddled


 
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