[USML Announce] Willie, Don't Be A Hero: But Rips Forced To Count On Versatile Sparkplug

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From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
Sent: Sun, Apr 4, 2010 6:42 pm
Subject: [USML Announce] Willie, Don't Be A Hero: But Rips Forced To Count On Versatile Sparkplug


If there was one glimmer of good news for the Riptorns this Opening Night, it was the word out of Royals camp that at long last the team recognized that its best option at third base is Willie Bloomquist (Rips-4/Y1).  "No surprise the team gave up on that overhyped bust Alex Gordon," intoned brilliant roto god and 2010 USML champ Jeffrey Winick.  "And I am extremely delighted that my dear friend Brad Lee got the news about Willie getting the nod at the hot corner. My projections have him stealing 40 bases and clubbing between 30 to 35 home runs. With Coco Crisp on the DL and Jack Cust designated for assignment, the Rips needed someone to step up and pick up the slack. Of course it's Willie. This move gives the Rips hope that they will finish 5th or 6th this year. I am confident that team will reach its goal."

A few minutes until the first pitch of the 2010 season. How appropriate it falls on Easter. Praise the Lord and pass the peanuts. I'm ready for some baseball.

 

 
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