[USML Announce] "Feliz" Navidad
Jeffrey Winick
jhwinick at aol.com
Tue Dec 14 13:28:47 EST 2010
And so it ends.
With the stunning announcement that Cliff Lee was headed to Philly, its
now a lock that stud closer Neftali Feliz will turn over the closer
reins to Frank Francisco and turn his attention to filling a spot in
the middle of the Ranger rotation.
Brad Jansen, chief spokesman for the RipTorn franchise was
uncharacteristically despondent, while characteristically pointing to
yours truly as a scapegoat.
"What can I say? Its a huge loss to the franchise. We all know that a
Texas starter isn't worth crap. I've been swindled by the Berliners
once again." Shortly thereafter he was seen frantically sending out
emails to gullible members of the USML looking for a victim upon whom
to unload Feliz.
You can't say you weren't warned.
The King
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