[USML Announce] "Feliz" Navidad

[Brad Jansen]

   Jeffrey, do not be so sure that events always end as you
prophesize.  First, Frank Francisco is a free agent, is he not?  If
so, I expect he already has decided not to remain in the Lone Star
State. Let us also note that you have on your reserve roster some ten
dollar fireballer long (well, about 13 mos. or so) touted as the
Rangers' future closer, so I'm sure your email is a prelude to some
proposal you intend to make to a knucklehead or two.
  By the way didn't somebody draft Mike Trout (ANA) in the rotation
draft? Why can't I find him on anyone's roster? And Doug--you still
don't have enough active players!!!!
   Feliz Navidad, Si!!!!!
Brad Lee

On Tue, Dec 14, 2010 at 1:27 PM, Jeffrey Winick <jhwinick at aol.com> wrote:
> And so it ends.
>
> With the stunning announcement that Cliff Lee was headed to Philly, its now
> a lock that stud closer Neftali Feliz will turn over the closer reins to
> Frank Francisco and turn his attention to filling a spot in the middle of
> the Ranger rotation.
>
> Brad Jansen, chief spokesman for the RipTorn franchise was
> uncharacteristically despondent, while characteristically pointing to yours
> truly as a scapegoat.
>
> "What can I say? ?Its a huge loss to the franchise. ?We all know that a
> Texas starter isn't worth crap. ?I've been swindled by the Berliners once
> again." ? Shortly thereafter he was seen frantically sending out emails to
> gullible members of the USML looking for a victim upon whom to unload Feliz.
>
> You can't say you weren't warned.
>
> The King
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