[USML Announce] Nukes Go For Gold

[springkerb at aol.com]

Thanks for the USML version of the SI cover jinx.  Even if you were right, I'm pretty sure I'd screw it up.  But, hey, I'm an optimist.  (By the way, you forgot about Sheets.)


As for the fit of my tee-shirts, it's not the shirts, it's the body.  The shirts looked  a lot better when I was 25.  



Mark





-----Original Message-----
From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
Sent: Tue, Mar 2, 2010 12:26 pm
Subject: [USML Announce] Nukes Go For Gold


You can already see the lead item in the 2010 Kerber Family Holiday Newsletter: Mark Grabs USML Gold!!  Look at that reserve list: Ellsbury, Longoria, Morales, Markakis, Hill, Verlander, Lester, Punto....does your list look anything like that? I didn't think so. the only thing kerbs has to worry about on draft day is which ill fitting tee shirt to wear, which could be a problem because we're drafting on a work night, but who knows maybe he'll be in the field that day anyway.    
 
Silver to the Red Hots, with mighty lead off men Davis and Borbon, AL's best SP David Price, backed by Teixeira, Marcum and  Gonzalez.
 
Berliners go for bronze, by adopting new and unique strategy, retaining Gordon becaus they must, extending Brandon Wood two years because they can and then retaining all minor leaguers. "These young stars are so brilliant, no way someone won't trade for them come May 1," says Jeffrey, "So that will give me the punch I need to stand on the platform with Nukes and Red Nots.  These young players surely will help your team in 2014, so if you don't want them now fine be that way, I'll see you in May when you come crawling to me for them."   
 
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