[USML Announce] Blake Wood Latest Member Of Riptorns' CloserCaravan

[Jeffrey H. Winick]

Got it. I ignored that comment since it was so ignorant. As we all  
know, Matt Thornton will be the closer when Jenks is traded.

Sent from my iPhone

On May 25, 2010, at 6:39 PM, "Andrew Klein" <anrklein at gmail.com> wrote:

> My response related to Brad's reference of Jenks impending move to  
> Philly!
>
> Sent from my iPhone
>
> On May 25, 2010, at 6:46 PM, jhwinick at aol.com wrote:
>
>> Andy, your response is a bit of a non-sequitur, but I'll bite.
>>
>> No!  And hopefully we never will.
>>
>>
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: Andy Klein <anrklein at gmail.com>
>> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
>> Sent: Tue, May 25, 2010 5:32 pm
>> Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Blake Wood Latest Member Of Riptorns'  
>> Closer Caravan
>>
>> Didn't we ever pass that rule that allows us to carry NL stats when  
>> a player is traded across leagues mid-season ...
>>
>> -Andy
>>
>> On Tue, May 25, 2010 at 2:25 PM, Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>  
>> wrote:
>> "Don't think for a moment that my genius is spent only on managing  
>> my championship team," intoned the wizened Jeffrey Winick, as he  
>> spread sun tan lotion over his pale forehead at a local,  
>> undisclosed spa. "Look, to get to the top....and to remain there,  
>> it's absolutely essential to scout other teams.  And today, I want  
>> to note the fact that the Rips are assembling an array of closer  
>> talent. the likes of which this league has never seen.  It's not  
>> only the AL's next Mariano Rivera, the $2 Neftali Feliz, that I  
>> stupidly traded away. But look at who else they have acquired: the  
>> $5 Chris Perez, a flamethrower who already demonstrated his prowess  
>> when Kerry Wood was disabled earlier this season; a $5 Sergio  
>> Santos, groomed for closer duties so he's primed for the pump once  
>> Jenks gets traded to the Phillies.  And now look at who they  
>> acquired: the Royals' replacement for Soria, once he gets traded,  
>> the one and only Blake Wood ($5). This talented youngster sports a . 
>> 190 Ba against, a 0.75 WHIP and a microscopic ERA.
>>
>> "That's an awesome array of arms to complement the undervalued  
>> likes of Brett Anderson, Trevor Cahill and Gio Gonzalez (i.e., the  
>> A's best starting pitchers).  And if things don't start improving  
>> for my club, I very well may look to dump for some of these guys.
>>
>> "That is all, except I need to remind everyone to enjoy Memorial  
>> Day and get ready to move your minor leaguers."
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