[USML Announce] Closin' In The Wind

[Brad Jansen]

How many points must poor Jeffrey lose
Before he calls up his Brad?
How many saves must Matt Thornton blow
Before this gets out of hand?
Yes, and how many times must the home run balls fly
Before Matt's forever banned?
The answer, my Jeff, is closin' in the wind
The answer is closin' in the wind.

Yes, how many times will Jeffrey get pissed
Before he's forced to call me?
Yes, how many trades can Jeffrey resist
Before he sees saves just ain't free?
Yes,how many times can poor Jeff shake his head
When he thinks that he once had Feliz?
The answer, my Jeff, is closin' in the wind
The answer is closin' in the wind.

Yes, how many stats must Jeffrey look up
Before he gives me a try?
Yes, how many saves must one team have
Before Jeffrey makes me cry?
Yes, how many points will Jeff lose till he knows
That Matt Thornton's all but fried?
The answer, my Jeff, is closin' in the wind
The answer is closin' in the wind.