[USML Announce] It's this week's edition of "Ask Andy"

[Brad Jansen]

Dear Professor Klein:
   I drafted Dayan Viciedo for one dollar. You know that, don't you?
--Bewildered Brad

Dear Professor:
   Are your reserve pitchers so bad that you don't bother to reserve Nick
Blackburn singing in the dead of night?
--Kerbs


Dear Professor:
  My receivables are down because of the inordinate amount of time I'm
spending to lay the ground work for my offseaon's trades (starting with that
albatross Matusz).  Can I charge admission to next year's draft?
--Jeff the Deposed King Winick

Dear Professor:
  Should I buy that Tigers' Alburquerque tee shirt I've had my eyes on all
year?
--Mark Bombed Blocker

Dear Professor:
  Where am I?
Doug "Bang My Conger Drum Slowly" Shabeleman

Dear Professor:
   When will Winick stop trying to trade me Matt Thornton?
Jim I Can't Barrett

Dear Professor:
    Buddha's gone this season and several Middle East dictators have fallen.
Any correlation?
Rick "Love my Tank" Gammons


Dear Professor:
   I'd like to send you an advance copy of the photojournal commemoration of
my 20111 championship season. It's called  *I, Red Hot*.  What's your
address?
Rich Red Hot Robbins

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