[USML Announce] It's this week's edition of "Ask Andy"
Andrew Klein
anrklein at gmail.com
Tue Aug 30 13:42:09 EDT 2011
If you don't stop bothering me, I'll never get the damn football pool
activated. Nevertheless, answers are below.
That is all.
-Professor Klein
On 8/30/11 10:30 AM, Brad Jansen wrote:
> Dear Professor Klein:
> I drafted Dayan Viciedo for one dollar. You know that, don't you?
> --Bewildered Brad
Andy Answers: No.
> Dear Professor:
> Are your reserve pitchers so bad that you don't bother to reserve
> Nick Blackburn singing in the dead of night?
> --Kerbs
Andy Answers: Even singing in the dead of night, he beats the hell out
of than freakin' A.J. Burnett.
> Dear Professor:
> My receivables are down because of the inordinate amount of time I'm
> spending to lay the ground work for my offseaon's trades (starting
> with that albatross Matusz). Can I charge admission to next year's draft?
> --Jeff the Deposed King Winick
Andy Answers: Yes, to everyone but Fruit. Since Nuveen owns the
building, you have to pay him to attend.
> Dear Professor:
> Should I buy that Tigers' Alburquerque tee shirt I've had my eyes on
> all year?
> --Mark Bombed Blocker
Andy Answers: A real story, if not responsive. Went to the
Indianapolis Indians game last week and a guy in front of me was wearing
a Jake Arietta jersey. I was tempted to buy it off his back and send it
to Doug.
> Dear Professor:
> Where am I?
> Doug "Bang My Conger Drum Slowly" Shabeleman
Andy Answers: Still ahead of Winick. Stay strong.
> Dear Professor:
> When will Winick stop trying to trade me Matt Thornton?
> Jim I Can't Barrett
Andy Answers: Stop complaining. Just be glad you're not fielding calls
from Kerber peddling guys like Kevin Gregg and Julio Borbon.
> Dear Professor:
> Buddha's gone this season and several Middle East dictators have
> fallen. Any correlation?
> Rick "Love my Tank" Gammons
Andy Answers: Do you read Doonesbury? Buddha is Uncle Duke, hanging
out in Tripoli.
> Dear Professor:
> I'd like to send you an advance copy of the photojournal
> commemoration of my 20111 championship season. It's called /I, Red
> Hot/. What's your address?
> Rich Red Hot Robbins
Andy Answers: Thanks, Rich. Please send all correspondence to Harris
Winick LLP, 333 W. Wacker, Chicago, IL.
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