[USML Announce] It's this week's edition of "Ask Andy"

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You made out like a bandit on the freakin' Gregg trade.

Mark






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From: Andrew Klein <anrklein at gmail.com>
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If you don't stop bothering me, I'll never get the damn football pool activated.  Nevertheless, answers are below.

That is all.

-Professor Klein

On 8/30/11 10:30 AM, Brad Jansen wrote: 
Dear Professor Klein:
   I drafted Dayan Viciedo for one dollar. You know that, don't you?
--Bewildered Brad

Andy Answers:  No.

 
Dear Professor:
   Are your reserve pitchers so bad that you don't bother to reserve Nick Blackburn singing in the dead of night?
--Kerbs

Andy Answers:  Even singing in the dead of night, he beats the hell out of than freakin' A.J. Burnett.

 
 
Dear Professor:
  My receivables are down because of the inordinate amount of time I'm spending to lay the ground work for my offseaon's trades (starting with that albatross Matusz).  Can I charge admission to next year's draft?
--Jeff the Deposed King Winick  


Andy Answers:  Yes, to everyone but Fruit.  Since Nuveen owns the building, you have to pay him to attend.

 
Dear Professor:
  Should I buy that Tigers' Alburquerque tee shirt I've had my eyes on all year? 
--Mark Bombed Blocker

Andy Answers:  A real story, if not responsive.  Went to the Indianapolis Indians game last week and a guy in front of me was wearing a Jake Arietta jersey.  I was tempted to buy it off his back and send it to Doug.

 
Dear Professor:
  Where am I?
Doug "Bang My Conger Drum Slowly" Shabeleman

Andy Answers:  Still ahead of Winick.  Stay strong.

 
Dear Professor:
   When will Winick stop trying to trade me Matt Thornton?
Jim I Can't Barrett

Andy Answers:  Stop complaining.  Just be glad you're not fielding calls from Kerber peddling guys like Kevin Gregg and Julio Borbon.   

 
Dear Professor:
    Buddha's gone this season and several Middle East dictators have fallen. Any correlation?
Rick "Love my Tank" Gammons

Andy Answers:  Do you read Doonesbury?  Buddha is Uncle Duke, hanging out in Tripoli.

 
 
Dear Professor:
   I'd like to send you an advance copy of the photojournal commemoration of my 20111 championship season. It's called  I, Red Hot.  What's your address?
Rich Red Hot Robbins

Andy Answers:  Thanks, Rich.  Please send all correspondence to Harris Winick LLP, 333 W. Wacker, Chicago, IL.

 
 
 
 


 

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