[USML Announce] You Don't Have To Trade Just With Me: A Song For Jeffrey (with apologies to Dusty Springfield)

[Brad Jansen]

When I said I'd trade with you
You said you would always trade
It wasn't me who changed but you
Once I traded my team away....

Don't you see
That you won't trade
And Andrus is here all alone
Do I have to follow you
And beg you at your home?

You don't have to trade just with me
Just because I'm Brad
You don't have to trade your players
I will understand
Believe me, Believe me
I can't help but call you
But relieve me
Just put the phone right down

Left alone with Encarnacion
Team seems dead and so unreal
All that's left is Jack Wilson
And Klein won't make a deal....

You don't have to trade just with me
Just because I'm Brad
You don't have to trade your players
I will understand
Believe me, believe me
I can't help but call you
Just relieve me
And put that phone right down....