[USML Announce] K-9 Congratulates AL All-Star Starters

[Andrew Klein]

They had to pick one Oriole.  Apparently Kevin Gregg wasn't available 
that weekend.

-Andy

On 7/4/11 12:52 PM, Jeff Winick wrote:
> Mr. Blocker and Mr. Wieters would respond but they are too busy drafting their own self congratulatory statements.
>
> Did you miss the fact that Mr. Wieters is an all star, professor?  That's the kind of thing that disqualifies you from membership in the XFL.
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> Sent from my iPhone
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> On Jul 4, 2011, at 11:42 AM, Andrew Klein<anrklein at yahoo.com>  wrote:
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>> CARMEL, IN - Klein Nine ownership issued a statement today, congratulating six American League All-Star starters who operate under K-9-initiated contacts.  The players -- Adrian Gonzales, Alex Rodriguez, Jose Bautista, Curtis Granderson, Josh Hamilton, and David Ortiz -- were all drafted by the Nine between 2009-2011 at an average salary of about $18.
>>
>> Fantasy baseball magazine glamor boy, Jeff Winick, marveled at the K-9's drafting acumen.  "No way we'd let him into my experts' leagues," Winick said.  "He'd kick my and Shandler's asses."
>>
>> Beleaguered Nukes' owner, Mark Kerber, noted that the K-9 just missed having a seventh draftee start in the All Star game, when Russell Martin was edged out by Alex Avila edged in the last week of voting.  Nevertheless, Kerber expressed gratitude at being a beneficiary of the Nine's eye for talent.  "Even though Martin didn't get the start, I have to feel good about owning a productive catcher -- especially one that I got for that piece-of-crap Kevin Gregg."  Kerber paused before adding, "Klein might be able to draft, but he's not so hot once the trading begins."
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>> Brad Jansen, Mark Blocker, and Matt Wieters were not available for comment.
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