[USML Announce] Rips Catch Carp While Pitchers Feast On Trout

[Richard Robbins]

Me too.  Yuck.

 

From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On Behalf
Of springkerb at aol.com
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 2:20 PM
To: announce at usml.net
Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Rips Catch Carp While Pitchers Feast On Trout

 

I've had Carp before.  Not very tasty.

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
Sent: Mon, Jul 25, 2011 2:04 pm
Subject: [USML Announce] Rips Catch Carp While Pitchers Feast On Trout

ITEM:  Riptorns acquire Mariners slugger Mike Carp for only $5 in FAAB
action.

 

WINNER: Riptorns continue to bolster blistering offense with undervalued,
overlooked power hitters. As far as 2012 is concerned, this team's pennant
prospects are BOILING HOT.

 

LOSER: Berliners helpless as franchise cornerstone Justin Smoak plays
himself out of regular ABs. Team's 2012 hopes are FRIED. 

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