[USML Announce] Rips Catch Carp While Pitchers Feast On Trout

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I've had Carp before.  Not very tasty.





-----Original Message-----
From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
Sent: Mon, Jul 25, 2011 2:04 pm
Subject: [USML Announce] Rips Catch Carp While Pitchers Feast On Trout


ITEM:  Riptorns acquire Mariners slugger Mike Carp for only $5 in FAAB action.
 
WINNER: Riptorns continue to bolster blistering offense with undervalued, overlooked power hitters. As far as 2012 is concerned, this team's pennant prospects are BOILING HOT.
 
LOSER: Berliners helpless as franchise cornerstone Justin Smoak plays himself out of regular ABs. Team's 2012 hopes are FRIED. 

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