[USML Announce] Rips' New Third Sacker Proves They're Not Dunn Yet

[Brad Jansen]

ITEM: The Lonnie Chisenhall era has officially arrived. On Monday, the
Indians summoned Chisenhall -- Cleveland's top prospect and the 28th-best
prospect in baseball entering 2011, according to MLB.com -- from Triple-A
Columbus in hopes of breathing some life into the club's ailing offense. To
clear room on the roster for the young third baseman, the Tribe designated
for assignment veteran infielder Adam Everett.

WINNER: Rips need another slugger in lineup to bolster fifth place battle,
what with Dunn striking out an average of 4 times a game. With speed
merchant Desmond Jennings close behind, this team's trendline is EROTICALLY
CHARGED.

LOSER: Klein 9 offensive juggernaut faces serious challenge from resurgent
Riptorns. With a lineup featuring the likes of DeJesus, Treanor and
Hughes, the K-9 are LIMPING ALONG.
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