[USML Announce] Rips' New Third Sacker Proves They're Not Dunn Yet

[Andrew Klein]

Woo hoo.  With Chisenhall and Moustakas, the Rips now have two 
infielders capable of hitting .275 in AAA.

LOSER:  Blocker, when he trades ten guys to get these overrated Baseball 
America cover boys next year.

On 6/27/11 7:33 PM, Brad Jansen wrote:
> ITEM: The Lonnie Chisenhall era has officially arrived. On Monday, the 
> Indians summoned Chisenhall -- Cleveland's top prospect and the 
> 28th-best prospect in baseball entering 2011, according to MLB.com -- 
> from Triple-A Columbus in hopes of breathing some life into the club's 
> ailing offense. To clear room on the roster for the young third 
> baseman, the Tribe designated for assignment veteran infielder Adam 
> Everett.
> WINNER: Rips need another slugger in lineup to bolster fifth place 
> battle, what with Dunn striking out an average of 4 times a game. With 
> speed merchant Desmond Jennings close behind, this team's trendline is 
> EROTICALLY CHARGED.
> LOSER: Klein 9 offensive juggernaut faces serious challenge from 
> resurgent Riptorns. With a lineup featuring the likes of DeJesus, 
> Treanor and Hughes, the K-9 are LIMPING ALONG.
>
>
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