[USML Announce] Rips' New Third Sacker Proves They're Not Dunn Yet

[Brad Jansen]

Professor, I'd rather have to infielders capable of hitting 275 in Triple-A
than a $29 infielder incapable of hitting 175 in the majors.  Mock all you
want--you're in first place...

On Mon, Jun 27, 2011 at 8:21 PM, Andrew Klein <anrklein at gmail.com> wrote:

> **
> Woo hoo.  With Chisenhall and Moustakas, the Rips now have two infielders
> capable of hitting .275 in AAA.
>
> LOSER:  Blocker, when he trades ten guys to get these overrated Baseball
> America cover boys next year.
>
>
> On 6/27/11 7:33 PM, Brad Jansen wrote:
>
> ITEM: The Lonnie Chisenhall era has officially arrived. On Monday, the
> Indians summoned Chisenhall -- Cleveland's top prospect and the 28th-best
> prospect in baseball entering 2011, according to MLB.com -- from Triple-A
> Columbus in hopes of breathing some life into the club's ailing offense. To
> clear room on the roster for the young third baseman, the Tribe designated
> for assignment veteran infielder Adam Everett.
>
> WINNER: Rips need another slugger in lineup to bolster fifth place battle,
> what with Dunn striking out an average of 4 times a game. With speed
> merchant Desmond Jennings close behind, this team's trendline is EROTICALLY
> CHARGED.
>
> LOSER: Klein 9 offensive juggernaut faces serious challenge from resurgent
> Riptorns. With a lineup featuring the likes of DeJesus, Treanor and
> Hughes, the K-9 are LIMPING ALONG.
>
>
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