[USML Announce] To The Victors and The Spoilers: ARiptorn'sPerspective

[Blocker, Mark B.]

Brad:

 

  Also, where do you come out on Mark Reynolds?  Too big a BA hit to
warrant the $$$, or about fair value?

 

From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On
Behalf Of Brad Jansen
Sent: Tuesday, September 20, 2011 12:10 PM
To: USML Announcements
Subject: Re: [USML Announce] To The Victors and The Spoilers:
ARiptorn'sPerspective

 

My Dear Brother Blocker:

   

     My email stated that Alex Gordon was the winner of the $5 division
of the Steal of the Draft Award.

      Had you exercised some restraint, you would eventually receive a
dispatch that discusses all other division winners. Mr. Melky certainly
was a candidate for the $6 division, but in light of your conduct I
disqualify him and instead award the trophy in the $6 division to Alexi
Ogando: 13 wins, 3.58 ERA, 1.15 WHIP and 123 Ks.

      Cabrera, however, will remain in competition for the $6 steal of
the draft whose name ends in vowel, where he may fare better against the
likes of Torrealba and Olivo. In fact, I think every $6 player except
Capps has a name that ends in a vowel. Funny how life works.

 

Brother Brad    

On Tue, Sep 20, 2011 at 11:54 AM, Blocker, Mark B. <mblocker at sidley.com>
wrote:

Steal of the draft award?  Can we at least declare co-winners?

 

Alex Gordon 22-86-17-.303 (99 runs)

Melky Cabrera  18-83-20-.302 (96 runs)

 

  -- Mark B.

 

 

From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On
Behalf Of Brad Jansen
Sent: Tuesday, September 20, 2011 11:37 AM 


To: USML Announcements
Subject: Re: [USML Announce] To The Victors and The Spoilers: A
Riptorn'sPerspective

 

He's a keeper, no doubt, but the sentence would get too long.

 

But my Original Point stands:

 Red Hots: championship, a parade, cash payout, plus keeper Crisp

 Daddies: Alex Gordon, winner of the Steal of The Draft Award, $5 class

 Brats: 4th place and Weeks

 Rips: nothing. 



 

 


 
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