[USML Announce] To The Victors and The Spoilers: A Riptorn'sPerspective

[Brad Jansen]

My Dear Brother Blocker:

     My email stated that Alex Gordon was the winner of the *$5* division of
the Steal of the Draft Award.
      Had you exercised some restraint, you would eventually receive a
dispatch that discusses all other division winners. Mr. Melky certainly was
a candidate for the* $6* division, but in light of your conduct I disqualify
him and instead award the trophy in the $6 division to Alexi Ogando: 13
wins, 3.58 ERA, 1.15 WHIP and 123 Ks.
      Cabrera, however, will remain in competition for the $6 steal of the
draft whose name ends in vowel, where he may fare better against the likes
of Torrealba and Olivo. In fact, I think every $6 player except Capps has a
name that ends in a vowel. Funny how life works.

Brother Brad

On Tue, Sep 20, 2011 at 11:54 AM, Blocker, Mark B. <mblocker at sidley.com>wrote:

>   Steal of the draft award?  Can we at least declare co-winners?****
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> Alex Gordon 22-86-17-.303 (99 runs)****
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> Melky Cabrera  18-83-20-.302 (96 runs)****
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>   -- Mark B.****
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> *From:* announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] *On
> Behalf Of *Brad Jansen
> *Sent:* Tuesday, September 20, 2011 11:37 AM
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> *To:* USML Announcements
> *Subject:* Re: [USML Announce] To The Victors and The Spoilers: A
> Riptorn'sPerspective****
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> He's a keeper, no doubt, but the sentence would get too long.****
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> But my Original Point stands:****
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>  Red Hots: championship, a parade, cash payout, plus keeper Crisp****
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>  Daddies: Alex Gordon, winner of the Steal of The Draft Award, $5 class***
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>  Brats: 4th place and Weeks****
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>  Rips: nothing. ****
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>  ****
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