[USML Announce] Johnny, Be Good

Brad Jansen bljansen at gmail.com
Thu Apr 12 17:38:12 EDT 2012


*ITEM*
CLEVELAND -- The Cleveland
Indians<http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/_/name/cle/cleveland-indians>have
signed veteran outfielder Johnny
Damon <http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/_/id/3323/johnny-damon> to help awaken
their struggling offense.

*WINNER*
Riptorns. Damon slides easily into Adam Jones's slot, while Rips adjust to
life with 3 starting pitchers as a team left for dead 24 hours ago  *RETURNS
TO LIFE*.

*LOSER*
Berliners. Sluggish response to Rips' trade overtures results in lost
opportunities as this team is *ON LIFE SUPPORT*.

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