[USML Announce] Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere

[Brad Jansen]

*Cowgill, I'm A Fan*
Song by Neil Young
Lyrics By Brad History

Hello, Cowgill, I'm a fan
I didn't think
You'd get so panned.
I'll keep you active
For awhile--
Maybe that would make
Andy smile.
You're not top-rated
But there's no shame.
Wait till B.J. Upton
Pulls up lame.
It's the Winick mystique
That makes me want
To make a trade.

Hello Balfour in the pen
Who'd have thought
You're such a friend.
Earned two saves
And you're divine.
Time to trade you,
piss off Andy Klein.
You're old enough
To be Adams' dad-
I'm sorry your trade
Made Blocker sad.
It's the Winick mystique
That makes me want
To make a trade.

Hello Jesus of my dreams
Are you just part
Of Winick's schemes?
Just year one
And so alone--
(I should have gotten Sogard
For Adam Jones.)
Not much left now
To make a deal
Except there's Elvis--
Is Yu for real?
It's the riptorn in me
That makes me want
To play this game....


Next up: *Dunn By The River*
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