[USML Announce] Week Three: What We Learned

[Brad Jansen]

*LMC*: Jacoby who? Team skips nary a beat, bolstered by league's finest
pitching staff and Josh Hamilton*. COULD THIS BE THE YEAR?*

*BERLINERS*: Fortunes sag like Santos's bum shoulder and Hosmer's batting
average*. CAUSE FOR CONCERN?*
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*MIGHTY RED HOTS*: Adam Jones rides to the rescue, but current concern
is suspect pitching. *  WILL THE KING GET OFF THE THRONE?*
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*BLOCK'S BOMBERS*:  In 4th place despite Morel and Sogard. Can Floyd keep
team in the money?* HOW LONG CAN THIS LAST?*
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*FLAMING BRATS*: Cabrera alone can't help woeful run production and
lukewarm pitching*. IS THE CASING OVERSTUFFED?*
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*NUKES*: No saves, no steals, Yu ain't goin' nowhere*.  IS IT TIME TO
DISARM?*
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*KLEIN NINE*: Still waiting for Aceve's ERA to fall below 20.00*. DOES IT
HURT TO WATCH?*
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*HOOSIER DADDIES*: Best move was buying Soria back for $12*. TIME FOR
ANOTHER PAINKILLER?*
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*ANGRY YOUNG MEN*: Homers and SB tough to come by, as is decent pitching*.
HAVE YOU SEEN TITANIC 3-D?*
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*ADAMS FAMILY VALUES*: Trades for a minor leaguer with more walks than
innings pitched*. WHY DID YOU LISTEN TO BLOCKER.*
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*RIPTORNS*:  Once proud franchise mired in Cowgill, Conger and Strop*.  IT
WILL GET BETTER. WON'T IT? *
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