[USML Announce] Week Three: What We Learned

[Blocker, Mark B.]

Brad:  Good to hear from you.  Did you already waive 2 of the 5 players
you obtained in your deal with the Berliners?  What kind of lesson is
that for the rest of us who follow your every move?

 

From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On
Behalf Of Brad Jansen
Sent: Monday, April 23, 2012 3:58 PM
To: USML Announcements
Subject: [USML Announce] Week Three: What We Learned

 

LMC: Jacoby who? Team skips nary a beat, bolstered by league's finest
pitching staff and Josh Hamilton. COULD THIS BE THE YEAR?

 

BERLINERS: Fortunes sag like Santos's bum shoulder and Hosmer's batting
average. CAUSE FOR CONCERN?

 

MIGHTY RED HOTS: Adam Jones rides to the rescue, but current concern is
suspect pitching.   WILL THE KING GET OFF THE THRONE?

 

BLOCK'S BOMBERS:  In 4th place despite Morel and Sogard. Can Floyd keep
team in the money? HOW LONG CAN THIS LAST?

 

FLAMING BRATS: Cabrera alone can't help woeful run production and
lukewarm pitching. IS THE CASING OVERSTUFFED?

 

NUKES: No saves, no steals, Yu ain't goin' nowhere.  IS IT TIME TO
DISARM?

 

KLEIN NINE: Still waiting for Aceve's ERA to fall below 20.00. DOES IT
HURT TO WATCH?

 

HOOSIER DADDIES: Best move was buying Soria back for $12. TIME FOR
ANOTHER PAINKILLER?

 

ANGRY YOUNG MEN: Homers and SB tough to come by, as is decent pitching.
HAVE YOU SEEN TITANIC 3-D?

 

ADAMS FAMILY VALUES: Trades for a minor leaguer with more walks than
innings pitched. WHY DID YOU LISTEN TO BLOCKER.

 

RIPTORNS:  Once proud franchise mired in Cowgill, Conger and Strop.  IT
WILL GET BETTER. WON'T IT? 


 
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